Least Popular Holiday Songs

Thought this was great, so I am re-posting it.
I know it is a little late, but they just reran the episode on Letterman, so I was inspired.
The video of the Top 10 list is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv80tjuzMps

10. (Sung as the 5th day)
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Absolutely nothing
Because of the bad economy.

9. Amy, the red-nosed Winehouse
Will need a new liver soon.

8. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
But Al Gore tells me we're all screwed.

7. Biden might
Do all right
If his hair plugs
Stay in tight

6. Dr. Tannenbaum,
Dr. Tannenbaum,
Is Cialis right for me?

5. Deck the halls with illegal payoffs
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
Blagojevich.

4. Ahmadinejad
Ahmadinejad
Ahmadinejad
You set our heart aglow
like a spent fuel rod.

3. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
1929.

2. I have an irregular heartbeat
Pah-rump-puh-puh-pum-pum.

1. Joy to the World
George Bush is Done.